Haven House
Huānoch, Milintica
Matōchmizalo turned off the television, shaking his head. The President, and his cabinet, had just watched Mohamed Karif's speech on television. "For their own safety....protecting them....either Karif and his kiddo king are stupid, or think
we're stupid."
"I think it's both, actually," Ihanga Wati said in a dry tone. The Minister of State sighed. "Either way, they're more full of crap than the National Cavalry Stables after the stable hands have taken a three day weekend."
The President chuckled at that, before turning to Atzitlan. "General Tlehuaque had briefed me yesterday, but I assume you have more current info. What is the status of our PFM forces?"
Atzitlan was in charge of the Ministry of International Outreach, the almost tongue-in-cheek name that Milintica had given the government agency in charge of raising "volunteers" to push for change abroad. "Cadre No. 1, which is now known as PFM Timalpantl, has completed training and is being deployed in Xiomera even as we speak." The PFM Timalpantl drew its name from an ancient Necatli warrior who had become famous for fighting Xiomeran incursions into the Necatli homeland prior to the Xiomeran conquest. The name was a particular source of pride for Matōchmizalo, who had chosen it. It was also the President's way of giving the Xiomeran regime a subtly raised middle finger.
"Since they're all Huenyan in ethnicity, it will be easy for them to blend into Xiomera until we need to activate them. The assistance we received from the FIS* in prepping them helped a lot to speed up the process," he said.
"But Cadre No. 2 will
not blend in anywhere near as well, in their destination," the President said. Atzitlan nodded. "They certainly won't. But we didn't expect to go under the radar everywhere we went. Cadre No. 2, once deployed, will be a good initial test run for how well the PFMs will work in other places."
Matōchmizalo nodded. "Have we chosen a name for them yet?"
Atzitlan nodded. "They picked their own name. PFM Free Mallacaland."
"I like it," Matōchmizalo said with a smile. "Let's hope they can live up to the name. Start the process of inserting them into the country. In small numbers, twos and threes, to avoid suspicion. For now, they're just your everyday peaceful democratic activists seeking to help the Mallacaland Rising movement. But once things in Mallacaland reach critical mass....the people seeking freedom in Mallacaland won't be alone."
*FIS: Federal Intelligence Service, the Huenyan Federation's replacement for ASI
Palace of Flowers, Xiomera
Empress Calhualyana, and her own Prime Minister and Cabinet, had just watched Karif's speech as well. "That was....a great deal of words," the Empress said finally, not quite managing to hide how unimpressed she was with how little was actually said in the speech.
Prime Minister Toquihu laughed. "A lot of words indeed, but not the right ones -
we're releasing the Lauchenoirians immediately, we'll leave the embassy alone, please don't invade us and hammer Hassan into the wall using his own crown for the nails - really, any of that would have been better."
"I am glad this is amusing to the Prime Minister, but with all due respect, your Majesty, this puts the Empire in a very bad spot," Toquauhtli said with disdain. The Minister of State shook his head. "Being associated with such an unstable and frankly ridiculous regime - who in the world lets a nine year old tell them what to do? - is very bad for Xiomera. It makes us look ridiculous as well, being friendly with such a regime."
"I am, personally, not as concerned that this debacle makes other countries take us less seriously, although it does," Chuanacoyo grumbled. The Minister of Defense raised a single finger in the air. "No, I am more annoyed that Hassan, Karif and his
government don't seem to be taking us seriously
. We've been sending clear signals up to now that Hassan needs to reverse course. We've invested a lot in Mallacaland, and they are rewarding us for that with contempt for our concerns. We should pull everything out now and let the child king and his regime fall."
"Those investments are exactly why we should
not withdraw," Cuālincōcatle interrupted. "Mallacaland is a highly profitable outpost lately for us in trade, and after the war, we need that more than ever. We can't just afford to pull everything out now - we have to maintain our presence there."
The Empress raised her hand to halt debate, turning to look out the windows of the Chamber of Whispers while she thought. After a moment, she turned back to the table. "Toquauhtli, I will draft a letter in my name - and in the name of the Empire. You will then have it delivered to King Hassan and Mohamed Karif. I want it on their desks no later than the end of the day. I think we need to make it a bit more clear that we expect an acceptable resolution to this situation - acceptable to Xiomera, and to the world, not to satisfy whatever tantrums a nine-year-old who was not raised properly decides to throw." Calhualyana shook her head, astounded that Hassan was so unruly.
My parents would have left me feeling it for days if I had acted even half as uncontrolled as he does as a child, she thought, remembering the firm discipline of her youth.
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The following letter would be personally delivered to the Prime Minister of Mallacaland by Xiomera's ambassador to the country, with the clear expectation that it be delivered to the King and its message made plain to him.
Quote:To his noble Majesty, King Hassan, as delivered to his Excellency Prime Minister Mohamed Karif,
On behalf of the Xiomeran Empire, as one monarch to another, I greet you warmly and hope that this message finds you well.
I would like to, first and foremost, extend my congratulations to you on your recent enthronement. Like yourself, and your nation, I believe that nations are best ruled by those of the nobility and power to exercise leadership. This is also true of the Xiomeran Empire.
As a nation of like mind and governance as the great state of Mallacaland, it has been the pleasure and privilege of the Xiomeran Empire to support and befriend your nation and people, through diplomatic relations, trade and political support. Recent events in Mallacaland, however, have caused it to become difficult for Xiomera to maintain this support. We believe in you, and in your government and nation. But the detaining of Lauchenoirian and Slokaisian civilians, and the threatening of diplomatic personnel and facilities, is simply not the way to ensure and protect the future of Mallacaland or its people.
As I value your friendship and that of your nation, I must now be honest with you, as friends do: if this situation continues, or deteriorates, the Xiomeran Empire will have to reconsider its current ventures and relationships with Mallacaland. This would not benefit either of us, or our nations. It is therefore my hope that, in your wisdom, you will reconsider and reverse these recent undiplomatic actions and restore relations with Lauchenoiria and the world to a position of normalcy.
In the event that this genuine and heartfelt message of mine goes unheard, Xiomera will need to take the appropriate steps to protect its own status and reputation, as well as its economy, and curtail our investments and involvement in Mallacaland. As we are one of your nation's largest current investors, this would be highly undesirable for both parties. In addition, if any Xiomeran nationals, or Xiomeran investments, are placed at risk in Mallacaland, the Xiomeran Empire will be bound and obligated by its duties to its own people to take all possible measures to protect them. This would, also, be most regrettable and undesirable for all of us.
However, I am confident none of this will come to pass. Your Highness, being a wise and noble personage, and with the sage advice of your esteemed Prime Minister, will undoubtedly make the right decision, enabling the warm and mutually productive relationship between Xiomera and Mallacaland to continue uninterrupted.
I look forward to hearing of the satisfactory resolution of the current unpleasantness.
With respect,
Her Imperial Majesty Calhualyana, by the Mandate of Huītzilōpōchtli, Empress of Xiomera, Protector of the People of the Sun, Sovereign of the East