Quote, Misquote
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In the post before yours you will see an incomplete sentence or phrase that is the start of a quotation from some source (e,g, book, film, song, poem), a proverb or catchphrase or motto, a joke or riddle, or something along those lines.
Give it a new ending, preferably both appropriate and funny, to replace its original one.
Then give us another incomplete sentence or phrase, which should be one that people are reasonably likely to recognise rather than just one that you?ve made up, for the next person to ?complete?

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Example

Quote: ?Who was that lady I saw you??[/quote]

Quote: ??eating ice-cream with at the Bears? party last night??


?It is a far, far better thing that I do now??[/quote]


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And to start with, I give you_


?Luke, I am your??



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#2

"...venus!"

"Have you ever danced with the devil..."
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#3

Sidh OhnAug 13 2011, 10:56:05 PM"...venus!"

"Have you ever danced with the devil..."[/quote]"...on the head of a pin?"


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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that..."
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#4

...all politicians are liars."

"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is..."
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#5

"...a good pair of climbing boots."



"In the town where I was born, lived a man who'd..."



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#6

"...yell obscenities at us."

"To be, or..."
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#7

"... to pretend."



"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she has to..."



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#8

"...pass out in mine."

"Help us Obiwan Kenobi; you're..."
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#9

"... this beach's only lifeguard."



"How much wood could a woodchuck..."




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#10

"...eat if a woodchuck could eat wood?"

"That's one small step for man..."
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#11

"... but a big leap for little boy."


"If I should die, think only this of me;
That there's..."
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#12

...not enough of me to go around."

"Generals gather in their masses...
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#13

Sidh OhnJul 19 2012, 10:39:29 AM...not enough of me to go around."

"Generals gather in their masses...[/quote]"... each one wearing dark sunglasses."


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"Like a bat out of Hell, I'll..."
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