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Bears Armed - 08-13-2011
In the post before yours you will see an incomplete sentence or phrase that is the start of a quotation from some source (e,g, book, film, song, poem), a proverb or catchphrase or motto, a joke or riddle, or something along those lines.
Give it a new ending, preferably both appropriate and funny, to replace its original one.
Then give us another incomplete sentence or phrase, which should be one that people are reasonably likely to recognise rather than just one that you?ve made up, for the next person to ?complete?
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Example
Quote: ?Who was that lady I saw you??[/quote]
Quote: ??eating ice-cream with at the Bears? party last night??
?It is a far, far better thing that I do now??[/quote]
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And to start with, I give you_
?Luke, I am your??
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Jade Tigers - 08-13-2011
"...venus!"
"Have you ever danced with the devil..."
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Bears Armed - 08-14-2011
Sidh OhnAug 13 2011, 10:56:05 PM"...venus!"
"Have you ever danced with the devil..."[/quote]"...on the head of a pin?"
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that..."
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Jade Tigers - 08-16-2011
...all politicians are liars."
"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is..."
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Bears Armed - 08-16-2011
"...a good pair of climbing boots."
"In the town where I was born, lived a man who'd..."
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Jade Tigers - 08-23-2011
"...yell obscenities at us."
"To be, or..."
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Bears Armed - 08-23-2011
"... to pretend."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she has to..."
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Jade Tigers - 09-05-2011
"...pass out in mine."
"Help us Obiwan Kenobi; you're..."
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Bears Armed - 09-06-2011
"... this beach's only lifeguard."
"How much wood could a woodchuck..."
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Jade Tigers - 04-24-2012
"...eat if a woodchuck could eat wood?"
"That's one small step for man..."
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Bears Armed - 04-25-2012
"... but a big leap for little boy."
"If I should die, think only this of me;
That there's..."
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Jade Tigers - 07-19-2012
...not enough of me to go around."
"Generals gather in their masses...
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Bears Armed - 08-01-2012
Sidh OhnJul 19 2012, 10:39:29 AM...not enough of me to go around."
"Generals gather in their masses...[/quote]"... each one wearing dark sunglasses."
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"Like a bat out of Hell, I'll..."