Salad Land Lizard Capture Service
| Agency overview | |
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| Formed | July 18, 2023 |
| Jurisdiction | Salad Land |
| Employees | 6 (5 humans, 1 parrot) |
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| Parent agency | Salad Land Police Service |
The Salad Land Lizard Capture Service is a government agency in Salad Land set up in July 2023 with the aim of catching a number of "quick, bitey" lizards that became loose in Salad Land after escaping off a ship heading to Zargothrax. The service currently has six employees, of which five are human and one is a parrot.
Lizards
Exactly 400 lizards escaped from the Cosmic Paragon.
So far, 94 lizards have been captured, and 8 have been killed.
Uniforms
Human employees of the Salad Land Lizard Capture Service wear lizard-themed uniforms. These include green t-shirts with a picture of a lizard on the front, the back of which has the name of the service. Employees also wear hats with knitted lizards on top, and have a lizard tail attached to their shorts or trousers. The single parrot employee also wears a lizard hat.
Employees
- Yousef Chaher - Chief Lizard Catcher, responsible for ensuring that the other employees are catching lizards. Son of former Lauchenoirian dictator Suleman Chaher. Joint Lauchenoirian-Serrielan citizen.
- José (surname unknown) - Lauchenoirian citizen
- Cranston (first name unknown) - Lauchenoirian citizen.
- Citlalnite - Huenyan citizen.
- Princess Leila - newest employee. 11 years old. Thraxian princess.
- Tlotli - parrot.