[Federalist]

Isn't Red Bull better?

[Bears Armed]

How should I know?

[Embolalia]

Why did they name it Red Bull?

Wouldn't Ultraviolet Bull have more energy?

[Federalist]

How would that have more energy?

[Antrium]

Why wouldn't it have more energy?

[Federalist]

Why should it have more energy?

[Embolalia]

Why would a Nigerian business man want to give me $1 million?

[Antrium]

Is it because the Nigerians secretly love you?

[Baranxtu]

Are the Nigerians like the bisexuals, thinking of us naked?

[Federalist]

Where did the Nigerians come from?

[Embolalia]

Don't they come from Nigeria?

[Baranxtu]

But where did Nigeria come from?

[Antrium]

Didn't it come from the Nok people over 2000 years ago?

(Is it sad that I actually looked that up?)

[Baranxtu]

If you looked it up, why do you still need to ask us for validation?

(And is it sad that I find it actually kinda cool you looked it up?)

[Antrium]

If I looked it up, why do you have to ask if I still need to ask for validation?

(Isn't Wikipedia great?)

[Embolalia]

Why do you have to ask questions that make my head spin?

[Baranxtu]

Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the head spinning?

[Federalist]

Doesn't it make you dizzy?

[Gnejs]

*speaks with russian voice*

Is that banana in your purse or are you just happy to see me?

[Embolalia]

What are you talking about‽

[Federalist]

Anybody else here think that Gnejs has lost it?

[Baranxtu]

How can you say this!?
Can't you tell he's just desperate for some любовь ?

[Federalist]

Is that Russian?

[Antrium]

Couldn't it also be Belarusian or Ukrainian?

(Doesn't it mean love?)

[Federalist]

Why do I care what it means?