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Former Prime Minister Cornelis N?ss sits alone, lounging in a secluded part of the bar, while feasting on a ridiculously large plate of oysters and a mug of Malabrian ale.
- "Why these people insist on drinking coffee, in a bar, I will never know,"
he thought to himself as he canvassed the Ambassador's Lounge and its current set of patrons.
While adjusting to his new role as a "dignitary" and official representative of the Prosaic Union abroad, N?ss had recently begun to find solace in the 'Lounge'. Whereas he had refused to frequent the place during the CIDUS-era, as a matter of principle, the recent abolition of his least favourite international institution (apart from the World Assembly, but he had decided a long time ago to merely to ignore the existence of that snake pit) had allowed his curiosity to take charge. He was now becoming something of a regular.
Picking up one of his shells, and slurping down the oyster from the wide end ? the most aerodynamically efficient way, as he had been taught by the bar maid ? he gazed around the establishment, pausing briefly to inspect the various individuals in place.
- "A bear, in a suit. I always thought that was some kind of metaphor,"
he mumbled to himself while allowing his eyes to continue wandering. They stopped as he saw two men approaching each other, exchanging sturdy handshakes and pleasantries.
- "Hmm, political scheming or friendly shenanigans? Hard to say, they look serious though; yes, that's definitely something more than just a reunion,"
N?ss mused to himself, semi-speaking aloud in that confusing fashion that had earned him the nickname 'The Whisperer' back home.
- "Where are they from, I wonder? They look foreign. That idiot Thistle would know, for sure, but thank Violet he's not around. Now, let's see if we can't get an ear in there."
N?ss finished his last oyster, chugged the remaining ale and readjusted his position, as to be better placed for eavesdropping on Mr. Karlson and his Heklocharisian guest. While considering himself quite the smooth operator, his intentions were as obvious as a fresh-faced World Census agent infiltrating schools in order to determine the state of public education programs.