[Enn]

Commend A mean old man
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.

Category: Commendation
Nominee: A mean old man
Proposed by: Hiriaurtung Arororugul

Description: The man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung Arororugul;

ASSERTING that A mean old man is very mean;

BELIEVING that meanness can be a virtue, if properly channelled;

NOTING that A mean old man's lawn is weed choked;

HAILING A mean old man's decision to spurn lawn care in the face of negative public opinion;

IMPRESSED that A mean old man is always fighting crime -- especially youth-related;

POINTING OUT that A mean old man's animal, the really old cat, frolics freely in A mean old man's many lush forests;

KNOWING THAT really old cats are beloved by animal enthusiasts everywhere;

ASTOUNDED by A mean old man's innovative use of colostomy bags as national currency;

HEREBY REQUESTS that the World Assembly Security Council commend A mean old man for being mean.

[Bears Armed]

AMOM recently pushed through the repeal of a 'liberation' resolution for a region whose legitimate government didn't want the repeal:
"Against".

[Jade Tigers]

I voted for it, but feel that like most of these, we should abstain