12-05-2006, 10:58 AM
I have submited it. Lets hope it goes well.
Thanks everybody!
"A member of a minor party in the @@NAME@@ian parliament recently proposed the idea of a mandatory language test for becoming a citizen of @@NAME@@
1.[option] "Knowing how to speak @@NAME@@ian is one of the most vital aspects of being a citizen, says @@RANDOMNAME@@, parliament member and chairman of the "Kick-em-all-out think tank". Just think of the job market, if you can't make yourself understod, you're gonna have a hell of a time getting the job done, am I right? Of course we would provide some education for the newcomers, but if they can't deliver on test day.. Kick em out!
[effect] Language tests are mandatory for becoming a citizen
[stats] decrease in civil rights, size of government increases a bit
2.[option] "I can't belive you are actually considering this! says @@RANDOMNAME@@, greased haired liberal and member of the civil rights movment "Everybody on the boat!". When you arrive to a new country you need incouragement and help, not the pressure of a test hanging over your head. This is utterly inhumane. If anything we should increase funds to the present education system which helps new arrivals. Of course this would cost a bit, but who are we to but a price on quality of life?
[effect] Immigrants are flocking to @@NAME@@ due to the country's relaxed immigration laws
[stats] Increase in civil rights, size of government increases a bit, economy decreases
3.[option] "This is the definition of crap, says @@RANDOMNAME@@, Police officer and MENSA member. Lets just do an IQ test on all citizens and kick out all the idiots."
[effect] The average IQ of the countries citizens was recently increased as a third of the country's population was deported on the count of "stupidity "
[stats] Big decrease in civil rights.
Thanks everybody!
"A member of a minor party in the @@NAME@@ian parliament recently proposed the idea of a mandatory language test for becoming a citizen of @@NAME@@
1.[option] "Knowing how to speak @@NAME@@ian is one of the most vital aspects of being a citizen, says @@RANDOMNAME@@, parliament member and chairman of the "Kick-em-all-out think tank". Just think of the job market, if you can't make yourself understod, you're gonna have a hell of a time getting the job done, am I right? Of course we would provide some education for the newcomers, but if they can't deliver on test day.. Kick em out!
[effect] Language tests are mandatory for becoming a citizen
[stats] decrease in civil rights, size of government increases a bit
2.[option] "I can't belive you are actually considering this! says @@RANDOMNAME@@, greased haired liberal and member of the civil rights movment "Everybody on the boat!". When you arrive to a new country you need incouragement and help, not the pressure of a test hanging over your head. This is utterly inhumane. If anything we should increase funds to the present education system which helps new arrivals. Of course this would cost a bit, but who are we to but a price on quality of life?
[effect] Immigrants are flocking to @@NAME@@ due to the country's relaxed immigration laws
[stats] Increase in civil rights, size of government increases a bit, economy decreases
3.[option] "This is the definition of crap, says @@RANDOMNAME@@, Police officer and MENSA member. Lets just do an IQ test on all citizens and kick out all the idiots."
[effect] The average IQ of the countries citizens was recently increased as a third of the country's population was deported on the count of "stupidity "
[stats] Big decrease in civil rights.