09-20-2006, 04:13 AM
The Perils of Persephone
Directed by Algernon Muffin
Beautiful and innocent young dwarven maid, Persephone Potts, is kidnapped in broad daylight as she trudges home from her job as an underpaid but commendably industrious sales clerk at Frumpnick's Fine Mustard and Knitting Supplies. Her captor is the dastardly villain, Snidely Slugg, whose eleven prior victims had been found wandering aimlessly in garbage-strewn alleyways, babbling incoherently.
The wretched young maiden soon finds herself tied to a chair in the dank and dreary basement of Slugg's once-impressive but now sadly decayed hilltop mansion. Days turns into seeming centuries in the poor victim's mind as she is subjected to the cruelest of fiendish tortures: Slugg paces and postures before her, time and again, mouthing interminable monologues about jelly donuts.
Finally, drawing together the last shreds of her sanity, our disconsolate but dauntless heroine manages the Herculean feat of bursting the ropes which bind her wrists and ankles. She leaps to her feet, head-butts the villain in his unmentionable anatomical features, and races upstairs and out the front door into the bright sunlight of a summer's afternoon.
Starring the gorgeous dwarven starlet, Vidalia Dunkdorfer, as Persephone and noted Stolidian character actor, Jeremy Weems, as Snidely. Featuring Twinkles the aardvark.
Running time: 311 minutes, 8 seconds.
Rated R for excessive psychological violence.
Released by the Stolidia Motion Picture Company
Directed by Algernon Muffin
Beautiful and innocent young dwarven maid, Persephone Potts, is kidnapped in broad daylight as she trudges home from her job as an underpaid but commendably industrious sales clerk at Frumpnick's Fine Mustard and Knitting Supplies. Her captor is the dastardly villain, Snidely Slugg, whose eleven prior victims had been found wandering aimlessly in garbage-strewn alleyways, babbling incoherently.
The wretched young maiden soon finds herself tied to a chair in the dank and dreary basement of Slugg's once-impressive but now sadly decayed hilltop mansion. Days turns into seeming centuries in the poor victim's mind as she is subjected to the cruelest of fiendish tortures: Slugg paces and postures before her, time and again, mouthing interminable monologues about jelly donuts.
Finally, drawing together the last shreds of her sanity, our disconsolate but dauntless heroine manages the Herculean feat of bursting the ropes which bind her wrists and ankles. She leaps to her feet, head-butts the villain in his unmentionable anatomical features, and races upstairs and out the front door into the bright sunlight of a summer's afternoon.
Starring the gorgeous dwarven starlet, Vidalia Dunkdorfer, as Persephone and noted Stolidian character actor, Jeremy Weems, as Snidely. Featuring Twinkles the aardvark.
Running time: 311 minutes, 8 seconds.
Rated R for excessive psychological violence.
Released by the Stolidia Motion Picture Company