[Keeslandia]

While the majority of the citizens of the Empire support the idea behind this resolution, we can not as a government endorse it. The tone is snide, snippy and condescending. It fails to recognize there can be legitimate differences of opinion and fails to respect those differences.

Therefore, while the public schools in the Empire of Keeslandia will continue to boldly teach Darwinian evolution, we will not support this resolution and will be abstaining from voting on this measure.