05-03-2005, 08:19 PM
Cows go "boo" (legislation pending)
The Bovine Anti-Oppression Organisation has filed a complaint against the Dairy Farmers Association's latest ad campaign, "@@NAME@@ cows are happy cows, and good cheese comes from happy cows".
[option]"This campaign must stop!", shouts BAOO president @@RANDOMNAME@@. "No way are our cows happy cows! It's illegal advertising, and the government must put an end to all these deceiving ads."
[effect]companies have to prove their ads are true
[stats]economic freedom decreases a bit, political apathy decreases,cheese export decreases
[option]"Happy cows? Of course they are! They aren't being turned into hamburgers!", advocated diary farmer @@RANDOMNAME@@. "In fact, the government should not really get involved in telling the Dairy Farmers Association how to write our ad campaigns. After all, we aren't telling the government how to build roads and teach children."
[effect]ads depicting happy cows dancing air on television each night
[stats]government size decreases a bit, cheese export increases, spending on commerce increases
[option]"The protesters have a point", says Minister of Agriculture @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We should fund biological farmers, so the cows can frolic freely on the meadows of @@NAME@@. Only then will our cows truly be happy and provide superior cheese to the world."
[effect]dairy farmers sometimes have to search the fields all day to find an extremely happy cow
[stats]government size increases a bit, cheese export increases
The Bovine Anti-Oppression Organisation has filed a complaint against the Dairy Farmers Association's latest ad campaign, "@@NAME@@ cows are happy cows, and good cheese comes from happy cows".
[option]"This campaign must stop!", shouts BAOO president @@RANDOMNAME@@. "No way are our cows happy cows! It's illegal advertising, and the government must put an end to all these deceiving ads."
[effect]companies have to prove their ads are true
[stats]economic freedom decreases a bit, political apathy decreases,cheese export decreases
[option]"Happy cows? Of course they are! They aren't being turned into hamburgers!", advocated diary farmer @@RANDOMNAME@@. "In fact, the government should not really get involved in telling the Dairy Farmers Association how to write our ad campaigns. After all, we aren't telling the government how to build roads and teach children."
[effect]ads depicting happy cows dancing air on television each night
[stats]government size decreases a bit, cheese export increases, spending on commerce increases
[option]"The protesters have a point", says Minister of Agriculture @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We should fund biological farmers, so the cows can frolic freely on the meadows of @@NAME@@. Only then will our cows truly be happy and provide superior cheese to the world."
[effect]dairy farmers sometimes have to search the fields all day to find an extremely happy cow
[stats]government size increases a bit, cheese export increases