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OFFICIAL RESOLUTION
By the Senate of the Nordic Republic of Ceorana

WHEREAS fire is very dangerous;

WHEREAS that it has a crucial weakness in the form of dihydrogen monoxide;

WHEREAS it is not a human being and therefore not applicable to Ceorana's mandations of fair trials for humans;

THEREFORE, let it be RESOLVED that:

1. It shall now be illegal for any fire to cause any damage to any structure without the owner's consent;

2. Punishment for the above will not include a fair trial, simply copious amounts of water administered by a special law enforcement unit known as the "firefighters";

3. It shall the responsibility of the city-provinces to prepare effective firefighters to stop the above crime.