04-25-2005, 09:59 PM
Cows go "boo" (legislation pending)
The Bovine Anti-Oppression Organisation has filed a complaint against the Dairy Farmers Association's latest ad campaign, "@@NAME@@ cows are happy cows, and good cheese comes from happy cows".
[option]"This campaign must stop!", shouts BAOO president @@RANDOMNAME@@. "No way are our cows happy cows! It's illegal advertising, and the government must put an end to all these deceiving ads."
[effect]companies have to prove their ads are true
[stats]civil rights decrease a bit
[option]"Happy cows? Of course they are! They aren't being turned into hamburgers!", advocated diary farmer @@RANDOMNAME@@. "In fact, the government should continue to help us with these ads, they ain't cheap to make you know."
[effect]government-approved happy cows dance by on television each night
[stats]government size increases a bit, cheese export increases, spending on commerce increases
[option]"The protesters have a point", says Minister of Agriculture @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We should fund biological farmers, so the cows can frolic freely on the meadows of @@NAME@@. Only then will our cows truly be happy and provide superior cheese to the world."
[effect]dairy farmers sometimes have to search all day to find an extremely happy cow
[stats]government size increases a bit, cheese export increases
The Bovine Anti-Oppression Organisation has filed a complaint against the Dairy Farmers Association's latest ad campaign, "@@NAME@@ cows are happy cows, and good cheese comes from happy cows".
[option]"This campaign must stop!", shouts BAOO president @@RANDOMNAME@@. "No way are our cows happy cows! It's illegal advertising, and the government must put an end to all these deceiving ads."
[effect]companies have to prove their ads are true
[stats]civil rights decrease a bit
[option]"Happy cows? Of course they are! They aren't being turned into hamburgers!", advocated diary farmer @@RANDOMNAME@@. "In fact, the government should continue to help us with these ads, they ain't cheap to make you know."
[effect]government-approved happy cows dance by on television each night
[stats]government size increases a bit, cheese export increases, spending on commerce increases
[option]"The protesters have a point", says Minister of Agriculture @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We should fund biological farmers, so the cows can frolic freely on the meadows of @@NAME@@. Only then will our cows truly be happy and provide superior cheese to the world."
[effect]dairy farmers sometimes have to search all day to find an extremely happy cow
[stats]government size increases a bit, cheese export increases