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National Shuellian Broadcasting Network

11/15

Body Discovered In Tobend River

DoLE officers in the town of Neufeld have discovered the body of one Isabelle Plessner in the Tobend River, having been wrapped in duct tape and stuffed in a large zipped up sack. Investigators describe her death as "unusual," but remain confident that they have a solid grasp on what happened. According to Senior Chief Inspector (EPHK) Auerbach, the deceased had been standing on a bridge unreeling duct tape when a strong gust of wind caused it to wrap itself against Ms. Plessner, causing her to lose her balance and fall over the rail into a sack that was hanging underneath. As the sack fell into the river, the current caused the zipper to catch a snag and fasten itself. DoLE investigators have deemed the death of Ms. Plessner an accident, and do not believe it to be worthy of further investigation.

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