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The Tofino Times
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Thursday, February 27th, 2020

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[/hr]VOL. XXXII .. Num. 6320 | In the News: WEST CHANCHAJILLA COUP

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[color=#FF0000]BREAKING NEWS
Armbar Blames Zamastanian Agents for General's Death
General Derick'a Baana was found unresponsive in a San Beausoleil casino-hotel room

Above: Frederick Armbar

West Chanchajillan dictator Frederick Armbar has accused Zamastanian agents in the assassination of a top-General, Derick'a Baana, on Thursday after the general was found murdered in his Rio Palito hotel room.

General Baana was found dead in his hotel room in the famed San Beausoleil Pari Diamond Casino, where investigators say that he was strangled, electrocuted, and now they say that he was also drugged, according to toxicology reports and needle bruising discovered on his body. Armbar suggested in a ravenous and erratic speech on Thursday that Baana, one of his most trusted military commanders and the creator of West Chanchajilla's intelligence branch, was murdered by agents working for the Zamastanian Intelligence Service.

"The Zamastanians stop at nothing to dismantle our strides," Armbar said, "and they are no doubt the masterminds of Baana's death. Death to Zamastan will follow suite and justice will be done to the devils of Z.I.S.. Foley Sakzi, who is also a devil, will burn for his crimes of murder."

The Zamastanian government denied playing a role in the killing, but they confirmed that the Z.I.S. had been conducting extensive surveillance on the late General.

"Zamastan has consistently had it's eye on Baana," said Kirk Faulkman, Director of the Zamastanian Intelligence Service, "he and West Chanchajillan military sources have consistently plotted attacks and operations against Zamastanian persons. They've kidnapped multiple of our citizens, killed several of our soldiers, and often threatened our allies with war. They've slaughtered hundreds, committed crimes against humanity, and so much of it spawns from Baana's hands. We are not responsible, but we are not upset with these developments."

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