09-10-2019, 04:51 PM
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Issue: While presiding over your monthly cabinet meeting you notice that your ministers are acting strangely. You receive a report that informs you about an ad, codenamed MeMe, which has been popping up on various video-sharing sites. The report states that those who have seen the video have had reactions ranging from terrified to euphoric. Concerned you contemplate what to do as your ministers slowly regain their composure.
Option 1: “The horror, those eyes, those bulging eyes.” Snapping out of his dazed state your Minister of Technology says “I think we should put pressure on ad companies and video-sharing sites to screen what they show to the public by removing their tax breaks. Holding them accountable with monetarily will fix this situation swiftly.”
Outcome 1: Withholding tax breaks is the main solution to any problem the government has.
Option 2: The Minister of Commerce pops @@his@@ head out from underneath the table. “The ad was inappropriate but in the name of business, economics, and the spirit capitalism we cannot interfere in other people’s business practices. This is how business works, this is how ads work, and this is how capitalism works.
Outcome 2: The job market looks good as Horror directors find more job opportunities through ad companies, as jobs in the psychiatric profession rise too.
Option 3: General @@RANDOMNAME@@ stands at attention, as you notice the wet stain on his pants. “Forget how scary it is, having a backbone never hurt anybody, what we need to do is hire these ad creators and use their talents of videography against our enemies. With their talent and our funding enemies of the state will easily give up their secrets and spy networks.
Outcome 3: State agents find it hard to question enemies of the state that are frozen in fear.
Option 4: The doors to the meeting room burst open as you hear “MY BABY! MY POOR POOR BABY” as your niece’s mother rushes in, “I think all these ad companies should be banned from all video-sharing sites in @@NATIONNAME@@. I know it’s a bit drastic but your 7 year old niece won’t leave the house anymore. And think of it if you get rid of ads the people of this nation will be grateful as they watch uninterrupted videos.
Outcome 4: Ad revenue has gone way down as glasses sales have gone up.
Issue: While presiding over your monthly cabinet meeting you notice that your ministers are acting strangely. You receive a report that informs you about an ad, codenamed MeMe, which has been popping up on various video-sharing sites. The report states that those who have seen the video have had reactions ranging from terrified to euphoric. Concerned you contemplate what to do as your ministers slowly regain their composure.
Option 1: “The horror, those eyes, those bulging eyes.” Snapping out of his dazed state your Minister of Technology says “I think we should put pressure on ad companies and video-sharing sites to screen what they show to the public by removing their tax breaks. Holding them accountable with monetarily will fix this situation swiftly.”
Outcome 1: Withholding tax breaks is the main solution to any problem the government has.
Option 2: The Minister of Commerce pops @@his@@ head out from underneath the table. “The ad was inappropriate but in the name of business, economics, and the spirit capitalism we cannot interfere in other people’s business practices. This is how business works, this is how ads work, and this is how capitalism works.
Outcome 2: The job market looks good as Horror directors find more job opportunities through ad companies, as jobs in the psychiatric profession rise too.
Option 3: General @@RANDOMNAME@@ stands at attention, as you notice the wet stain on his pants. “Forget how scary it is, having a backbone never hurt anybody, what we need to do is hire these ad creators and use their talents of videography against our enemies. With their talent and our funding enemies of the state will easily give up their secrets and spy networks.
Outcome 3: State agents find it hard to question enemies of the state that are frozen in fear.
Option 4: The doors to the meeting room burst open as you hear “MY BABY! MY POOR POOR BABY” as your niece’s mother rushes in, “I think all these ad companies should be banned from all video-sharing sites in @@NATIONNAME@@. I know it’s a bit drastic but your 7 year old niece won’t leave the house anymore. And think of it if you get rid of ads the people of this nation will be grateful as they watch uninterrupted videos.
Outcome 4: Ad revenue has gone way down as glasses sales have gone up.