07-13-2017, 03:37 AM
Chester "Cheesy" McCheeseTex, NewTexan Cheesemonger Extraordinaire, accompanies Big Tex at the IDU Cheese Festival. They eagerly listen to everyone's story and ask each for a sample to take with them. They return to their hospitality suite and gear up into some of their finest ceremonial hiking kits and head out to discover The Valley of the Evening River. Upon arrival, they spot the most peaceful lake they have ever seen.
"Wow, what a peaceful lake!", exclaims Big Tex.
"Yes, that is Lake Peaceful.", proclaims Chester.
"We just said that.", explains Big Tex.
"No, that is its name, Lake Peaceful.", Chester attempts to explain.
"Where is Lake Peaceful?", questions Big Tex.
"There, there is Lake Peaceful.", Chester offers.
"Where?", questions a clearly exasperated Big Tex.
"There, that peaceful lake!", replies Chester quickly seeing where this is going.
"Wait, who's on first?", exclaims Big Tex.
"Lake Peaceful!", yells a now clearly exasperated Chester.
"Let's have a picnic and pick some winners!", declares Big Tex changing the subject.
As the two settle into a peaceful patch with a scenic view of the peaceful Lake Peaceful, they start with a palate cleanser of basic NewTexan Quesadillas consisting of nothing more than cheddar cheese and tortilla.
The two begin with a Grade A Muruwalith from Hirematia. They smear some on the tortillas they brought with them and proceed to devour them.
"The Hirematians are going to probably be mad.", says Big Tex. "Why?", asks Chester. "For bastardizing their Tihiappathe dish.", replies Big Tex. "Tortillas are just fat crepes without the eggs.", says Chester. "Yeah, close enough. And, it is freaking amazing! We could make a mint selling these back in NewTexas on the street. We have to talk to Hirematians to see if they want to strike an export deal! Winner, Winner, Muruwalith Dinner!", Big Tex exclaims excitedly. Chester concurs between bites as he devours his second.
To be fair, the two sniff the Hirematian Badellagu. "Mountain lion milk.", says Big Tex. "Mountain lion milk.", says Chester. The two meet eyes and carefully pack the Badellagu back up and agree never to speak of it again.
Skipping the palate cleansing, the pair quickly blazed through the IDU offerings returning to two, the Comharan White Cheddar Cheese and the the Laeralian Seiliu Grey. "These Laeralians are peeps after our hearts, Chester! Why didn't you ever think of putting cumin seeds in our cheeses? This is sheer genius! It is like chili without the chili! What a remarkable flavor.", gushes Big Tex. "Yes, the Laeralian Seiliu Grey is truly remarkable! We will have to get The Cheese People to work on some dishes with that!", exclaims Chester as he makes a quesadilla out of it. "The Parchetta is kind of bland...", muses Big Tex to the peaceful Lake Peaceful. "The Trivian Cheddary Creamy Yellowy Spicey Cheddar is the opposite.", mutters Chester as he spits a chunk out while Big Tex is not looking. "While that Comharan White Cheddar Cheese is some good stuff, the sheer brilliance of the Laeralian Seiliu Grey cannot be beaten! Winner, Winner, Seiliu Grey Dinner!", Big Tex exclaims excitedly about the totally yummy product of Laeral. Chester concurs once again.
NewTexas' Vote
Best IDU Cheese
Seiliu Grey (Laeral)
Best Imported Cheese to the IDU
Muruwalith (Hirematia)
Best Cheese-related Product
Quesadillas (NewTexas)
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"Wow, what a peaceful lake!", exclaims Big Tex.
"Yes, that is Lake Peaceful.", proclaims Chester.
"We just said that.", explains Big Tex.
"No, that is its name, Lake Peaceful.", Chester attempts to explain.
"Where is Lake Peaceful?", questions Big Tex.
"There, there is Lake Peaceful.", Chester offers.
"Where?", questions a clearly exasperated Big Tex.
"There, that peaceful lake!", replies Chester quickly seeing where this is going.
"Wait, who's on first?", exclaims Big Tex.
"Lake Peaceful!", yells a now clearly exasperated Chester.
"Let's have a picnic and pick some winners!", declares Big Tex changing the subject.
As the two settle into a peaceful patch with a scenic view of the peaceful Lake Peaceful, they start with a palate cleanser of basic NewTexan Quesadillas consisting of nothing more than cheddar cheese and tortilla.
The two begin with a Grade A Muruwalith from Hirematia. They smear some on the tortillas they brought with them and proceed to devour them.
"The Hirematians are going to probably be mad.", says Big Tex. "Why?", asks Chester. "For bastardizing their Tihiappathe dish.", replies Big Tex. "Tortillas are just fat crepes without the eggs.", says Chester. "Yeah, close enough. And, it is freaking amazing! We could make a mint selling these back in NewTexas on the street. We have to talk to Hirematians to see if they want to strike an export deal! Winner, Winner, Muruwalith Dinner!", Big Tex exclaims excitedly. Chester concurs between bites as he devours his second.
To be fair, the two sniff the Hirematian Badellagu. "Mountain lion milk.", says Big Tex. "Mountain lion milk.", says Chester. The two meet eyes and carefully pack the Badellagu back up and agree never to speak of it again.
Skipping the palate cleansing, the pair quickly blazed through the IDU offerings returning to two, the Comharan White Cheddar Cheese and the the Laeralian Seiliu Grey. "These Laeralians are peeps after our hearts, Chester! Why didn't you ever think of putting cumin seeds in our cheeses? This is sheer genius! It is like chili without the chili! What a remarkable flavor.", gushes Big Tex. "Yes, the Laeralian Seiliu Grey is truly remarkable! We will have to get The Cheese People to work on some dishes with that!", exclaims Chester as he makes a quesadilla out of it. "The Parchetta is kind of bland...", muses Big Tex to the peaceful Lake Peaceful. "The Trivian Cheddary Creamy Yellowy Spicey Cheddar is the opposite.", mutters Chester as he spits a chunk out while Big Tex is not looking. "While that Comharan White Cheddar Cheese is some good stuff, the sheer brilliance of the Laeralian Seiliu Grey cannot be beaten! Winner, Winner, Seiliu Grey Dinner!", Big Tex exclaims excitedly about the totally yummy product of Laeral. Chester concurs once again.
NewTexas' Vote
Best IDU Cheese
Seiliu Grey (Laeral)
Best Imported Cheese to the IDU
Muruwalith (Hirematia)
Best Cheese-related Product
Quesadillas (NewTexas)
:pisang: