08-18-2005, 01:51 PM
Until recently the most popular sport in The Free Land of Lawtonia was Wombat Tossing - also know by the shorter name of "Wom". Unfortunately in order to play Wom you need a Wombat. This sports craze regretably led to the near extinction of our national animal the Wombat. Consequently we have adopted the Drop Bear as our national animal because no one in their right mind would play games with a drop bear.

