02-19-2016, 12:58 AM
Nation: Boricuastan
Home Region: International Democratic Union
Entry Category: Best IDU Cheese
Entry: Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product
A staple of the Boricuastani diet, Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product is a triumph of science and industry, allowing patrons all across the war-ravaged, economically decrepit country to enjoy a simulation of the cheese-based diet that people form other countries take so much for granted. A gooey paste dispensed from a toothpaste-like tube, Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product is a spread for crackers, french fries, burgers, sandwiches, and even as a pizza topping, or a substitute ingredient for any recipe including cheese.
Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product has a distinct neon-green hue, owing to national regulators' insistence that the product be artificially colored so that customers would not mistake it for anything vaguely nutritious. The product contains 0.00001% dairy fat, which allows Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM to sell it locally as a "cheese."
Developed in 2006 as an alternative to genuine cheese after Kennyite missiles obliterated Boricuastan's cattle supply, Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product has become a favorite of Kennyite astronauts, who like to joke that it is "green cheese" from the moon. It is considered an aphrodisiac in some tribal communities in Boricuastan, and has been used by demolition companies as a controlled explosive. Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product is marveled for its patented "cheddarish" flavor which -- if the diner's taste buds have been exposed to unusual levels of radiation over the years -- kinda-sorta-maybe tastes a little like the real thing.
Try Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product for yourself, and you'll see what has the Boricuastanis raving.
Bon appetit!
Home Region: International Democratic Union
Entry Category: Best IDU Cheese
Entry: Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product
A staple of the Boricuastani diet, Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product is a triumph of science and industry, allowing patrons all across the war-ravaged, economically decrepit country to enjoy a simulation of the cheese-based diet that people form other countries take so much for granted. A gooey paste dispensed from a toothpaste-like tube, Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product is a spread for crackers, french fries, burgers, sandwiches, and even as a pizza topping, or a substitute ingredient for any recipe including cheese.
Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product has a distinct neon-green hue, owing to national regulators' insistence that the product be artificially colored so that customers would not mistake it for anything vaguely nutritious. The product contains 0.00001% dairy fat, which allows Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM to sell it locally as a "cheese."
Developed in 2006 as an alternative to genuine cheese after Kennyite missiles obliterated Boricuastan's cattle supply, Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product has become a favorite of Kennyite astronauts, who like to joke that it is "green cheese" from the moon. It is considered an aphrodisiac in some tribal communities in Boricuastan, and has been used by demolition companies as a controlled explosive. Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product is marveled for its patented "cheddarish" flavor which -- if the diner's taste buds have been exposed to unusual levels of radiation over the years -- kinda-sorta-maybe tastes a little like the real thing.
Try Boricuastani Cheez-esqueTM-Brand Processed Cheddarish-Flavored Cheese-like Product for yourself, and you'll see what has the Boricuastanis raving.
Bon appetit!