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MONDAY, April 8, 2013VOL. XXIV .. Num. 113,310 | In the News: Apocalypse -- National Council -- Survival Predictions
NATIONAL COUNCIL RECALLED!
by Godho Pranna, Political Correspondent
Following the massive casualties brought on by the recent plague of undead and the national council?s slow and belated reaction to the crises, the surviving citizens of Jade Tigers have demanded an immediate vote of ?No Confidence? and immediate recall of all members of the Jade Tigers National Council, including Representative Zhon.
When asked for comment, the aging National Representative simply stated, ?If this is the will of the people, so be it.? He went on to make an official apology on behalf of the National Council for their inaction in the face of this crisis, and vowed that ongoing efforts to aid and secure the survivors and exterminate the remaining zombies would continue to be the current government?s top priority while elections are being held to seat a new National Council and National Representative.
Other Councilmembers were not so gracious. Councilman Dahashi commented, ?If the people of Jade Tigers had not become so complacent in the recent years of peace, they would have remembered to keep up their training and would have been more capable of defending themselves when the need arose rather than waiting helplessly while the National Military cleared the capital and various military installations. They have only themselves to blame.? Meanwhile, Councilman Yoh-ri was somewhat more forgiving, ?It is just as well. Now those of us so inclined can begin a more useful career in plague research, an area in which Jade Tigers is clearly far behind. This was all inevitable really.?
Elections have already begun with local results already beginning to come in from local Councils across the nation.
MONDAY, April 8, 2013VOL. XXIV .. Num. 113,310 | In the News: Apocalypse -- National Council -- Survival Predictions
NATIONAL COUNCIL RECALLED!
by Godho Pranna, Political Correspondent
Following the massive casualties brought on by the recent plague of undead and the national council?s slow and belated reaction to the crises, the surviving citizens of Jade Tigers have demanded an immediate vote of ?No Confidence? and immediate recall of all members of the Jade Tigers National Council, including Representative Zhon.
When asked for comment, the aging National Representative simply stated, ?If this is the will of the people, so be it.? He went on to make an official apology on behalf of the National Council for their inaction in the face of this crisis, and vowed that ongoing efforts to aid and secure the survivors and exterminate the remaining zombies would continue to be the current government?s top priority while elections are being held to seat a new National Council and National Representative.
Other Councilmembers were not so gracious. Councilman Dahashi commented, ?If the people of Jade Tigers had not become so complacent in the recent years of peace, they would have remembered to keep up their training and would have been more capable of defending themselves when the need arose rather than waiting helplessly while the National Military cleared the capital and various military installations. They have only themselves to blame.? Meanwhile, Councilman Yoh-ri was somewhat more forgiving, ?It is just as well. Now those of us so inclined can begin a more useful career in plague research, an area in which Jade Tigers is clearly far behind. This was all inevitable really.?
Elections have already begun with local results already beginning to come in from local Councils across the nation.


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