Council Chambers, Grapevale, Kerlile
Sunday 9th April 2023, 6:00am
Jennifer Hale had not come armed, as advised. She had, however, worn a bulletproof vest. One could never be too careful, even if one was unwilling to carry a gun to a work meeting at a ridiculously early hour on Easter Sunday. Not that Kerlians celebrated Easter; three years ago, Christianity had been banned. Still, upon arrival, Councillor Hale kept an eagle eye on the opposition, never once turning her back to them.
The rest of the gathered Councillors were doing the same. The young Rosemary Arnott, yawning, and fellow reformist Electra Georgiou, who was dressed for the beach and irritated at her vacation being cut short, sat alongside Hale, staring across the table at the members of the Women’s Party.
On the other side of the table sat Nirmala Patel, with a sword belt of all things around her waist. She was always one for drama. Next to her, Letitia Greenwood and Lucia Viallamando sat glaring at the Reformists. Neither was visibly armed, but their clothes had plenty of places to conceal something.
At the bottom of the U-shaped table, opposite the separate President’s seat, the swing voters sat. Pauline Pierre, who until recently had been a fanatic Women’s Party member, with her post-Aurora change of heart. Natalia Hart, the unofficial representative of the Church of the Goddess, who invariably voted along religious lines (which could favour either side, depending on the issue).
Lia Chiu, the current chair of the Council as the longest-serving member, sat aside the President. She still had a vote, however, and it went to the Women’s Party more often than not. Still, the room looked fairly equal to begin with. Perhaps that was why nobody had yet made any violent moves. Everyone would at least fake civility for a few hours longer. At least, everyone hoped.
“Let us begin,” President Arnott said after a period of tense silence. “Firstly, I have contacted the commanding officers of all branches of our military, and instructed them to ignore any orders from any of you. I did not want to do this, but it is necessary. I have not, however, ordered the troops that you,” she glared over at the Women’s Party side of the table, “have sent to the Acadian border to retreat. They are, after all, building up their own troops there now. So, unless I want to invite a patriarchal invasion, my hands are tied. But that is what you wanted, isn’t it?”
Patel opened her mouth to speak, but Arnott held up a hand to silence her. “I am not finished. You have disobeyed my direct order. You have violated the laws of this country. And you have attempted to provoke a war with a nuclear power. This is not a border skirmish with pacifistic Lauchenoiria. I understand that you want power returned to your faction, but you have risked the lives of each and every Kerlian. How can you claim to stand up for this country and yet behave in such a reckless manner?”
“President Arnott,” Nirmala Patel replied, staring down the other woman. “We do not wish to start a war with Greater Acadia. We merely wish this country to have adequate defences should the patriarchal nations decide to fulfil their long-held dream of invasion. You would take no measures to protect the women of the Matriarchy, out of fear, and so we took matters into our own hands. You are not fit to lead this country.”
“You’re out of line, Patel,” Arnott growled.
“No, I rather think I am within it. You, on the other hand, have become a puppet of the patriarchal democracies. That, Madam President is outside our lines. The resignation of Joanna Greenwood was a great injustice forced upon her by Lauchenoiria and Sanctaria. If you wish to reform something,” Patel gestured to the three women opposite her, “reform succession laws to allow Greenwood to return to her rightful place.”
“So that’s your end goal,” Hale replied. “The return of Greenwood. Well, as you pointed out, that is not how our laws work. Joanna Greenwood resigned of her own free will. Or do you think Lauchenoiria has some kind of brainwashing potion?”
“Very possibly,” smirked Letitia Greenwood, Joanna’s daughter. “After all, it is the most logical explanation for the existence of you.”
“Order!” shouted Chiu. “This is getting off-topic. I suggest we return to the situation at our border with Greater Acadia.”
“Lia, this is very pertinent to that topic,” Patel smirked. “After all, if you wish the situation to be resolved, there is a simple answer: President Arnott must resign.”
“I have already countermanded your orders, Patel,” Arnott folded her arms. “You have little else to threaten me with. I will resolve this with Greater Acadia, whether you wish me to or not.”
“Will you? Do you really think the military will listen to you?”
“The laws of Kerlile…”
“Are interpreted by this Council. We could remove you from power. It would not be the first time someone attempted such a move. And we all know how that ended for those who would destroy what we have worked to build.”
“Are you threatening us, Nirmala?” Hale asked, eyes narrowed.
“I suggest you remain silent, Jennifer,” Letitia replied. “Go back to your house, play with your daughter, and wait for July. If you make no moves against us, we’ll let you go run off to join your little Prime Minister. Should you challenge us, you will meet the same fate as President Arnott here.”
“I am still alive, Councillor Greenwood, and I do not intend to allow you to change that fact,” President Arnott growled, her hand going to where she had concealed a gun.
Very quickly the room shifted, with Letitia and Rebecca pointing weapons at each other. In the meantime, Viallamando had Hale in the sights of her own weapon, while Nirmala Patel had crossed around the table to point her fancy sword at Rosemary Arnott, the President’s daughter. Georgiou, Pierre, and Hart all looked at each other, neither pointing weapons nor being pointed at. There was silence for a few moments before Hart decided to speak.
“This is not what the Goddess would want,” she began, leading to slight groans from both Pierre and Georgiou. The others were too focused. “How dare both of your factions threaten all we have built like this? Was one civil war not enough? We watched Lauchenoiria in 2018, do we want that here? Do we want the consequences? How dare you threaten the country you swore to protect with your chaos! PUT THE GUNS DOWN!”
Something about her voice led the others to slowly lower their weapons. Hart stood up. “Now, I realise this is not my place, but since those who should be responsible for keeping order in this chamber,” she glared at Chiu, “have neglected their duties, I will take it upon myself to end this. You, Patel, have insisted that the majority of women in Kerlile are against these reforms, have you not?”
“Yes, they are clearly catering to a small minority of women who have fallen into weak patterns of thinking that are encouraged by the patriarchal countries. It will only get worse the longer we allow foreign media, until the Matriarchy is destroyed.”
“And you, Arnott,” Hart turned to the President. “You maintain that our system of government is broken, and your end goal is to transform Kerlile into a true democracy, am I correct?”
“Yes, for too long our families have ruled Kerlile with an iron fist, depriving our citizens of the freedom to choose their own government, and other freedoms besides.”
“Great, then both of you cannot reject this idea. We have an election for President where all women of Kerlile can vote, Rebecca Arnott or Joanna Greenwood.”
Chaos erupted with everyone shouting over each other. Hart banged the table in front of her. “ENOUGH! Nirmala, you say you are confident the majority support policies exemplified by Greenwood. Arnott, you say democracy is a good thing. So, give me one good argument, either of you, for why we cannot do this.”
“It’s not our way,” Patel said.
“It’s not…” Arnott trailed off.
“If it’s not our way, Patel, then neither is bringing back Greenwood. Our way is to support the President selected by this Council, until her resignation or death. If you truly wish to stick to tradition, you should get behind Arnott immediately.”
The gathered Councillors and President looked at each other uneasily.
“This does not resolve the crisis with Greater Acadia,” Arnott said finally.
“No, but we are at a standstill regarding what would resolve it. Without knowing who, exactly, is in charge, things will continue as they are.”
“By the time we run your absurd election, we could be facing a nuclear war!” Patel exclaimed. “There simply isn’t time!”
“Then what, exactly, do you propose we do?” Hart said.
“My mother can challenge Rebecca to a duel to the death,” Letitia piped up.
“No,” President Arnott replied. “This is not the 1500s. Listen, right now, it depends what Greater Acadia does next. If we can agree at a bare minimum not to do anything provocative, then time may resolve this issue itself. And if that is not good enough for certain people, then I hope they enjoy nuclear Armageddon, which will definitely result in the return to government of those who orchestrated it,” she finished sarcastically.
“I will not participate in this charade of an election,” Patel said.
“On that, we agree,” said Arnott.
“But will you agree to refrain from trying to start a war?” Hart said to Patel.
“Fine. We see what they do. On the condition that, if they invade us, Arnott steps aside. If she is so confident they have no imperio-patriarchal ambitions, then it is a condition she should be happy to meet.”
“I am sure,” Arnott replied. “And so, I will. If Greater Acadia invades us without any further provocation, then I will resign as President and you can do as you wish. With whatever is left of the country. If you provoke them, the deal’s off.”
“Fine.”
“Fine.”
Councillor Chiu let out a slow exhale as the others sat down, staring at each other, but no longer pointing weapons, threatening coups, or trying to start nuclear wars. There was an uneasy atmosphere in the Council Chamber, but things were at least somewhat more stable than before the meeting. The factions had placed their bets. Now to await the result.
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