Thraxian-Saladian War - Revision history

Lauchenoiria at 20:53, 1 September 2023

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	On June 26th 2023, a [[Zargothrax\|Thraxian]] ship, the ''Cosmic Paragon'', carrying an illegal cargo of approximately 400 lizards docked in [[Salad Land]] to refuel, issuing the harbormaster with a bribe to avoid inspection of cargo. During the night, one of the crates was knocked over, leading the lizards to escape into [[Port Salad]]. The lizards then attacked and bit numerous individuals, leading the [[Salad Land Police Service]] to track the lizards to the ''Cosmic Paragon'', impounding the ship on charges of violating the ban on dangerous animals<ref>The King and the Cats, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2423&pid=23179#pid23179</ref>.		On June 26th 2023, a [[Zargothrax\|Thraxian]] ship, the ''Cosmic Paragon'', carrying an illegal cargo of approximately 400 lizards docked in [[Salad Land]] to refuel, issuing the harbormaster with a bribe to avoid inspection of cargo. During the night, one of the crates was knocked over, leading the lizards to escape into [[Port Salad]]. The lizards then attacked and bit numerous individuals, leading the [[Salad Land Police Service]] to track the lizards to the ''Cosmic Paragon'', impounding the ship on charges of violating the ban on dangerous animals<ref>The King and the Cats, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2423&pid=23179#pid23179</ref>.

	On July 18th, the vast majority of lizards were still at large, leading the Saladian government to form the [[Salad Land Lizard Capture Service]]<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23209#pid23209</ref>. The ''Cosmic Paragon'' remained impounded while there were still lizards at large. After the new service failed to tackle the lizard problem, King [[Shapur XIV]] of Zargothrax sent around 100 hawks on August 13th to "eat the lizards" in order to encourage Salad Land to release the ship<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23270#pid23270</ref>. This backfired, with Marquis [[Bastien de Salad]] writing an angry letter to the King<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23279#pid23279</ref> which included the phrase "a pox on your cats"{{efn\|King Shapur previously adopted 12 cats, claiming they would protect Zargothrax from an alleged apocalypse<ref>King Shapur Released from Hospital; Immediately Adopts 12 Cats, https://media.idugov.com/2023/06/19/king-shapur-released-from-hospital-immediately-adopts-12-cats/</ref>}}. This led to the King declaring war on Salad Land<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23283#pid23283</ref>.		On July 18th, the vast majority of lizards were still at large, leading the Saladian government to form the [[Salad Land Lizard Capture Service]]<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23209#pid23209</ref>. The ''Cosmic Paragon'' remained impounded while there were still lizards at large. After the new service failed to tackle the lizard problem, King [[Shapur XIV]] of Zargothrax sent around 100 hawks on August 13th to "eat the lizards" in order to encourage Salad Land to release the ship<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23270#pid23270</ref>. This backfired, with Marquis [[Bastien de Salad]] writing an angry letter to the King<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23279#pid23279</ref> which included the phrase "a pox on your cats"{{efn\|King Shapur previously adopted 12 cats, claiming they would protect Zargothrax from an alleged apocalypse<ref>King Shapur Released from Hospital; Immediately Adopts 12 Cats, ''Thraxian Telegraph'', https://media.idugov.com/2023/06/19/king-shapur-released-from-hospital-immediately-adopts-12-cats/</ref>}}. This led to the King declaring war on Salad Land<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23283#pid23283</ref>.

	=="Invasion"==		=="Invasion"==
	On 17th August 2023, two days after the official declaration of war, a Thraxian "invasion force" arrived in Saladian waters, consisting of 4 relatively small warships and 11 landing craft. It transpired, after the first landing craft reached the beach, that the invasion force consisted of approximately 10,000 cats. During the first "battle", one Thraxian ship was captured along with its crew; while the other three ships fled, and the cats dispersed across Salad Land. One Saladian ship was also damaged when it was rammed by an out-of-control Thraxian ship<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23288#pid23288</ref>.		On 17th August 2023, two days after the official declaration of war, a Thraxian "invasion force" arrived in Saladian waters, consisting of 4 relatively small warships and 11 landing craft. It transpired, after the first landing craft reached the beach, that the invasion force consisted of approximately 10,000 cats<ref>Zargothrax “Declares War” on Salad Land; Invades with “Cat Army”, ''Thraxian Telegraph'', https://media.idugov.com/2023/08/21/zargothrax-declares-war-on-salad-land-invades-with-cat-army/</ref>. During the first "battle", one Thraxian ship was captured along with its crew; while the other three ships fled, and the cats dispersed across Salad Land. One Saladian ship was also damaged when it was rammed by an out-of-control Thraxian ship<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23288#pid23288</ref>.

	==Diplomacy==		==Diplomacy==

Lauchenoiria at 20:49, 1 September 2023

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	On August 21st, King Shapur appointed his 10-year-old son [[Prince Jahangir]] as the commander of the Thraxian military, and sent his 11-year-old daughter [[Princess Leila]] to Salad Land<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23302#pid23302</ref> in order to deliver a message threatening to escalate the war into the sending of dogs and mice, unless Salad Land surrendered and returned all creatures; lizard, hawk and cat<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23304#pid23304</ref>. This led the Marquis to declare that he would visit Zargothrax to speak with King Shapur. Princess Leila would remain in Salad Land, where she volunteered to work with the [[Salad Land Lizard Capture Service]].		On August 21st, King Shapur appointed his 10-year-old son [[Prince Jahangir]] as the commander of the Thraxian military, and sent his 11-year-old daughter [[Princess Leila]] to Salad Land<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23302#pid23302</ref> in order to deliver a message threatening to escalate the war into the sending of dogs and mice, unless Salad Land surrendered and returned all creatures; lizard, hawk and cat<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23304#pid23304</ref>. This led the Marquis to declare that he would visit Zargothrax to speak with King Shapur. Princess Leila would remain in Salad Land, where she volunteered to work with the [[Salad Land Lizard Capture Service]].

	In the Royal Palace of Zargothrax, King Shapur had his seven-year-old son [[Prince Amir]] perform an "exorcism" on the Marquis to rid him of an alleged "demon". After this, the two men agreed to end hostilities in exchange for the removal of Thraxian invasive wildlife from Salad Land without the addition of further wildlife. The pair then had dinner together and agreed on an alliance through marriage of King Shapur's cat Farvardin and the Marquis' cat Reginald. This ended the conflict on 30th August 2023.		In the Royal Palace of Zargothrax, King Shapur had his seven-year-old son [[Prince Amir]] perform an "exorcism" on the Marquis to rid him of an alleged "demon". After this, the two men agreed to end hostilities in exchange for the removal of Thraxian invasive wildlife from Salad Land without the addition of further wildlife<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23317#pid23317</ref>. The pair then had dinner together and agreed on an alliance through marriage of King Shapur's cat Farvardin and the Marquis' cat Reginald<ref>Into The Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23320#pid23320</ref>. This ended the conflict on 30th August 2023.

	==Notes==		==Notes==

Lauchenoiria at 20:47, 1 September 2023

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	\| casualties1 = 8 dead (lizard)<br>94 captured (lizard)<br>80 captured (human)<br> 3,400 captured (cat)		\| casualties1 = 8 dead (lizard)<br>94 captured (lizard)<br>80 captured (human)<br> 3,400 captured (cat)
	\| casualties2 = 0		\| casualties2 = 1 small ship damaged
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	The '''Thraxian-Saladian War''' ~~is an ongoing~~ conflict between [[Zargothrax]] and [[Salad Land]] which began with a formal declaration of war on Salad Land by King [[Shapur XIV]] of Zargothrax on the 15th August 2023{{efn\|In the Thraxian calendar, this was Vahishtoishti, the final day of 1392 - a religious holiday for Zoroastrians and [[Cosmic Infinity (Religion)\|Infinitists]] in Zargothrax}}. Two days later, Zargothrax attempted to invade Salad Land using an army composed primarily of domestic cats.		The '''Thraxian-Saladian War''' was a conflict between [[Zargothrax]] and [[Salad Land]] in August 2023 which began with a formal declaration of war on Salad Land by King [[Shapur XIV]] of Zargothrax on the 15th August 2023{{efn\|In the Thraxian calendar, this was Vahishtoishti, the final day of 1392 - a religious holiday for Zoroastrians and [[Cosmic Infinity (Religion)\|Infinitists]] in Zargothrax}}. Two days later, Zargothrax attempted to invade Salad Land using an army composed primarily of domestic cats. The conflict was resolved on the 30th August 2023 through mutual agreement to end hostilities.

	==Background==		==Background==
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	==Diplomacy==		==Diplomacy==
	On August 21st, King Shapur appointed his 10-year-old son [[Prince Jahangir]] as the commander of the Thraxian military, and sent his 11-year-old daughter [[Princess Leila]] to Salad Land<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23302#pid23302</ref> in order to deliver a message threatening to escalate the war into the sending of dogs and mice, unless Salad Land surrendered and returned all creatures; lizard, hawk and cat<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23304#pid23304</ref>. This led the Marquis to declare that he would visit Zargothrax to speak with King Shapur. Princess Leila would remain in Salad Land, where she volunteered to work with the [[Salad Land Lizard Capture Service]].		On August 21st, King Shapur appointed his 10-year-old son [[Prince Jahangir]] as the commander of the Thraxian military, and sent his 11-year-old daughter [[Princess Leila]] to Salad Land<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23302#pid23302</ref> in order to deliver a message threatening to escalate the war into the sending of dogs and mice, unless Salad Land surrendered and returned all creatures; lizard, hawk and cat<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23304#pid23304</ref>. This led the Marquis to declare that he would visit Zargothrax to speak with King Shapur. Princess Leila would remain in Salad Land, where she volunteered to work with the [[Salad Land Lizard Capture Service]].

			In the Royal Palace of Zargothrax, King Shapur had his seven-year-old son [[Prince Amir]] perform an "exorcism" on the Marquis to rid him of an alleged "demon". After this, the two men agreed to end hostilities in exchange for the removal of Thraxian invasive wildlife from Salad Land without the addition of further wildlife. The pair then had dinner together and agreed on an alliance through marriage of King Shapur's cat Farvardin and the Marquis' cat Reginald. This ended the conflict on 30th August 2023.

	==Notes==		==Notes==

Lauchenoiria at 17:41, 1 September 2023

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	\| alt = Three cats sitting on some military equipment		\| alt = Three cats sitting on some military equipment
	\| caption = Thraxian "army unit" preparing for deployment		\| caption = Thraxian "army unit" preparing for deployment
	\| date = 15 August 2023 ~~- present~~		\| date = 15th - 30th August 2023
	\| place = [[Salad Land]]		\| place = [[Salad Land]]
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	\| territory =		\| territory =
	\| result =		\| result = Mutual agreement on ending of hostilities without formal treaty
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Lauchenoiria at 22:40, 29 August 2023

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	The '''Thraxian-Saladian War''' is an ongoing conflict between [[Zargothrax]] and [[Salad Land]] which began with a formal declaration of war on Salad Land by King [[Shapur XIV]] of Zargothrax on the 15th August 2023. Two days later, Zargothrax attempted to invade Salad Land using an army composed primarily of domestic cats.		The '''Thraxian-Saladian War''' is an ongoing conflict between [[Zargothrax]] and [[Salad Land]] which began with a formal declaration of war on Salad Land by King [[Shapur XIV]] of Zargothrax on the 15th August 2023{{efn\|In the Thraxian calendar, this was Vahishtoishti, the final day of 1392 - a religious holiday for Zoroastrians and [[Cosmic Infinity (Religion)\|Infinitists]] in Zargothrax}}. Two days later, Zargothrax attempted to invade Salad Land using an army composed primarily of domestic cats.

	==Background==		==Background==

Lauchenoiria at 22:16, 27 August 2023

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	\| combatant2 = {{flag\|Salad Land}}		\| combatant2 = {{flag\|Salad Land}}
	\| combatant3 =		\| combatant3 =
	\| commander1 = {{flagicon\|Zargothrax}} [[Shapur XIV]]		\| commander1 = {{flagicon\|Zargothrax}} [[Shapur XIV]]<br>{{flagicon\|Zargothrax}} [[Prince Jahangir]]
	\| commander2 = {{flagicon\|Salad Land}} [[Bastien de Salad]]<br>{{flagicon\|Salad Land}} [[Valentin Daucourt]]		\| commander2 = {{flagicon\|Salad Land}} [[Bastien de Salad]]<br>{{flagicon\|Salad Land}} [[Valentin Daucourt]]
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Lauchenoiria at 22:12, 27 August 2023

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	=="Invasion"==		=="Invasion"==
	On 17th August 2023, two days after the official declaration of war, a Thraxian "invasion force" arrived in Saladian waters, consisting of 4 relatively small warships and 11 landing craft. It transpired, after the first landing craft reached the beach, that the invasion force consisted of approximately 10,000 cats. During the first "battle", one Thraxian ship was captured along with its crew; while the other three ships fled, and the cats dispersed across Salad Land. One Saladian ship was also damaged when it was rammed by an out-of-control Thraxian ship<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23288#pid23288</ref>.		On 17th August 2023, two days after the official declaration of war, a Thraxian "invasion force" arrived in Saladian waters, consisting of 4 relatively small warships and 11 landing craft. It transpired, after the first landing craft reached the beach, that the invasion force consisted of approximately 10,000 cats. During the first "battle", one Thraxian ship was captured along with its crew; while the other three ships fled, and the cats dispersed across Salad Land. One Saladian ship was also damaged when it was rammed by an out-of-control Thraxian ship<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23288#pid23288</ref>.

			==Diplomacy==
			On August 21st, King Shapur appointed his 10-year-old son [[Prince Jahangir]] as the commander of the Thraxian military, and sent his 11-year-old daughter [[Princess Leila]] to Salad Land<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23302#pid23302</ref> in order to deliver a message threatening to escalate the war into the sending of dogs and mice, unless Salad Land surrendered and returned all creatures; lizard, hawk and cat<ref>Into the Jaws of the Lizard, https://idugov.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2427&pid=23304#pid23304</ref>. This led the Marquis to declare that he would visit Zargothrax to speak with King Shapur. Princess Leila would remain in Salad Land, where she volunteered to work with the [[Salad Land Lizard Capture Service]].

	==Notes==		==Notes==

Lauchenoiria at 21:04, 27 August 2023

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	\| casualties1 = 5 dead (lizard)<br>6 captured (lizard)<br>80 captured (human)<br> ~~2000~~ captured (cat)		\| casualties1 = 8 dead (lizard)<br>94 captured (lizard)<br>80 captured (human)<br> 3,400 captured (cat)
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Lauchenoiria: Updating number of lizards captured lol

2023-08-22T22:00:56Z

Updating number of lizards captured lol

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	\| casualties1 = 5 dead (lizard)<br>3 captured (lizard)<br>80 captured (human)<br> 2000 captured (cat)		\| casualties1 = 5 dead (lizard)<br>6 captured (lizard)<br>80 captured (human)<br> 2000 captured (cat)
	\| casualties2 = 0		\| casualties2 = 0
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Lauchenoiria at 22:16, 20 August 2023

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	\| image =		\| image = File:Cat army.jpeg
	\| image_size =		\| image_size = 200px
	\| alt =		\| alt = Three cats sitting on some military equipment
	\| caption =		\| caption = Thraxian "army unit" preparing for deployment
	\| date = 15 August 2023 - present		\| date = 15 August 2023 - present
	\| place = [[Salad Land]]		\| place = [[Salad Land]]